"high school is the best time of your life"
I know that I’ve mentioned my favorite Lorulean Fable several times, but I’ve never actually told the tale to you to you. SO Papa Ravio is gonna read you a bedtime story tonight. Toss on your jammies and get comfy.
"Once upon a time, eons ago, the land was covered in Darkness. The Darkness was ruled by a Great Beast with claws like spears and teeth like swords. No one dare to oppose him, as that would surely mean a punishment worse than death. He was treated like a God.
The People of Lorule clung to what little light remained in their world. They cowered and huddled beneath it for if one were to leave the Light, they would become monsters like the beasts which watched them hungrily from the shadows.
Miraculously, and mysteriously, from the Light grew a shape, which became a rabbit. The rabbit glimmered in the Light and could not be harmed by the Darkness.
With great Courage, the rabbit approached the Great Beast and said, ‘I will challenge you!’ and the Great Beast laughed in amusement at the small creature before it, ‘You dare challenge me? You have no power over me here!’ the Great Beast roared, but the rabbit did not falter.
The Great Beast brought it’s huge claw down upon the rabbit, blocking out its light. All hope seemed lost, until, beams of light burst through the Great Beast’s hand and the rabbit leapt forth, striking his foe down with one fell swoop.
As the beast’s power waned and Light poured forth into Lorule once again, the rabbit began to fade from this world. Before completely disappearing into the piercing light, it became a young boy with a glowing sword in his hand, proving that even the greatest of all evils could be extinguished by the smallest soul with the greatest courage.”
What’d you think?
[ooc: sorry for such a long post! I really have been wanting to do this for a while. It is meant to look similar to Sumi-e, with of course a HUGE influence from the scroll from Wind Waker. Now, I will again, make a disclaimer saying that I do not necessarily believe that the Dark World and Lorule are the same, but I feel like there may still be many connections between the two as they both depict an alternate version of a dilapidated Hyrule.]
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
That’s nothing,one time my buddy brought a douche to school and he smashed it on the ground of our gym, and a girl in athletics was running and slipped in it and broke her arm.
Art from Pharafax Prints
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful